From what I've managed to see of the current season of American Idol, I can admit one thing.
Yes.
Yes I'm jealous.
But not of Little Lauren's boy.
He killed my song.
Just not as badly as last year.

I'm jealous of Ace.
'Cuz I can't pull off the pout without looking goofy.
And he can attract women of his own age based on looks alone.

I'm jealous of Sway.
'Cuz he's got some crazy vocal control.
And he's been putting out quality R&B w/ his groups since the 90's.

Finally, I'm jealous of Ryan Seacrest.
'Cuz he makes me wonder if I can make a career out of saying my last name followed by the word "out" also.
How do you get paid to do that?
Does having the majority of the world think you're homosexual help any?

It's because of Gwen Stefani I am no longer confident when I spell out "Banana."

Gonna miss you Don Knotts.

The Random Quote:
"I'm just people watching the other people watching me." - Jack Johnson